Dead cat

I doubt I could make this stuff up if I tried - but that's a real quote by a real person on the train this morning. She also said, during the course of the half hour that I had to endure the conversation between her and some guy, presumably her boyfriend, that she had a fight with her mother last night. When the b/f enquired why they fought so much the response was: "Because my mum's a bitch and I'm stubborn." Riiiight...